Thursday, May 22, 2008

F you gays in California


Why are you gays and lesbos in a such a rush to get married?  Last time I checked, every guy married longer than 5 years is miserable.  And when they get divorced, which eventually they will, whether its after 10 years or 25 years, they will get divorced.  When they get divorced they will have to give half their money and the house to their ex.  Plus alimony and whatever else. Sounds like good times.

California has the strongest domestic partnership laws in the country.  So you are capable of putting your partner on your medical and ancillary benefit plans without marriage.  

What else is there? Tax breaks?  Who cares.  Joint parenting laws?  Why would you want kids? That poor kid with two daddies is going to take a beating from all the other regular 3rd graders.  Have you ever seen Chelsea on a warm Thursday night in the summer.  Its like the gay parade down 8th Ave.  Dudes everywhere. Rainbows. Triangles. Partying.  Loving life.  If you had a kid you'd be home watching Thomas the Tank Engine for the 300th time.  

So just relax and go F yourselves.  Literally.  Enjoy your life. Remember the grass is always greener.


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