F you gays in California

Why are you gays and lesbos in a such a rush to get married?  Last time I checked, every guy married longer than 5 years is miserable.  And when they get divorced, which eventually they will, whether its after 10 years or 25 years, they will get divorced.  When they get divorced they will have to give half their money and the house to their ex.  Plus alimony and whatever else. Sounds like good times.

California has the strongest domestic partnership laws in the country.  So you are capable of putting your partner on your medical and ancillary benefit plans without marriage.  

What else is there? Tax breaks?  Who cares.  Joint parenting laws?  Why would you want kids? That poor kid with two daddies is going to take a beating from all the other regular 3rd graders.  Have you ever seen Chelsea on a warm Thursday night in the summer.  Its like the gay parade down 8th Ave.  Dudes everywhere. Rainbows. Triangles. Partying.  Loving life.  If you had a kid you'd be home watching Thomas the Tank Engine for the 300th time.  

So just relax and go F yourselves.  Literally.  Enjoy your life. Remember the grass is always greener.

F You livery cabs and taxis

Do you really have to honk at me when the light turns green, even though Im already moving and the light has been green for .002 seconds?  Really?  How much time do you save in an 8 hour shift by honking at every red light?  18 seconds?  F you taxis.  

Instead of making me move forward you make me want to slam on my brakes, put the car in Park and sit there for a few minutes drinking coffee, just to spite your annoying ass.

I know you went to college back in Mumbai and your life pretty much sucks here in NYC but you're not the only one in the city who drives for a living.  I drive almost every day and I dont feel the need to lay on my horn at every red light.  Its not about you toolbag.  Your honking will not make traffic move any faster.    

Take my credit card bitch!