F you Isiah Thomas

Fuck you Isiah. You have ruined pro basketball in this city.  I was lucky enough to get floor seats to the game vs. the Hawks last week. I watched you the whole time. You didn't stand up once during the game.  You didn't argue one call, you didn't yell at any of the players.  At one point the center, Zach Randolph, took 3 straight 3 pointers.  The last was an airball.  It looked like he was laughing when he shot it.  

The players hate you, the fans hate you. David Stern thinks you're a loser and you're a convicted sexual harrasser.

I wish I could kidnap your cocky ass from your ivory tower at 34 and 7th, lash you to the back of a Ford F-150 and drag you through the Bronx, Queens and Harlem so the real Knick fans could show you how they feel.  

F you New York City radio

Fuck you New York radio stations.  Your content sucks.  I drive around all day for my job and all I get is two terrible rap stations, one classic rock, one alt rock and one rock.  (Nirvana again!  the guy died 20 years ago.  let it go!) 

But the worst is the morning. I like talk radio in the AM.  All I get is Opie and Anthony!  Those fucking pickle smokers are about as funny as Howard Sterns left nut.  

Is it really too hard to get Adam Corrolla's show on 92.3 ?  I know he is in LA and there is a 3 hour time difference, but funny is funny.  Even if its on from 9am to Noon or even the next day he is still 500 times funnier than O&A.  All those clowns do is invite other comedians on and have them talk for an hour to help get them through the day.  They're like frat boys who haven't come out of the closet yet.  

F you radio.  I wish I could afford Sirius.

F you Spitzer!

Fuck you Eliot Spitzer!  My fiance asked me 4 times this week if I was banging hookers on the side.  Thanks for the fucking headache you idiot.  

Because of your self destructive habits, me and millions of other men in relationships have had to endure under the breath comments and annoying questions from our women about our faithfulness and commitment.    

Should've used cash. Dumbass.